I was told in the second grade that no one ever wants to read a bunch of sentences that contain "I" in them because it makes you sound unintelligent and vain. Therefore, I am as follows:
One who has to jump in the pool, because slowly getting in will take 15min.
Not above a good dare.
A traveled gent, who tends to forget his cultural awareness at the most inopportune times. It will get awkward.
Not above drinking a can of soda solely for the calories.
The same weight that my body reached at age 14.
Not above dancing, butt first.
A former Texan, who grew up in a sea of Latinos which nixed any possibility of an accent.
NOT ABOVE WRITING IN ALL CAPS FOR INTERNET HILARITY AND AS A DENOTATION FOR SARCASM. LOLOLOLOLOL.
Joking most of the time and serious when it counts. Unless it's going to be really funny, then serious can wait.
Not above rollerblading.
Absolutely terrified of spiders and not afraid of running away in terror.
Not above driving a yellow cavalier.
Instilled with a fear of commas from my 7th grade English teacher who said that, "If you're unsure about using a comma, just don't do it."
Not above bullet point formats used outside of office settings.
Always looking for an adventure.
