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I am 650 lbs with no teeth, no job, no car, violent tendencies, a severe substance dependency, and an domineering mother. are you interested

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44 year old man
Parma, Ohio, United States

Seeking:
women 28-48
Within:
50 Miles of Cleveland, Ohio, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Moderately

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I am a racist, homphobic, misogynist whose idea of culture is "Cops" and my armory. I'm a liar, a thief, a crook, a philanderer, and have violent mood swings. I think that a woman's place is in the kitchen and we never should have let you have the vote......
I'm totally kidding, just wanted to see how many of you were still reading.
This is who I am...
My friends would consider me loyal, my colleagues would consider me upbeat and positive(if you work where i work, you'll know what I do). My family would consider me the rock, the voice of reason.
I have no kids, but I have a niece and nephew who are the twin suns in my sky. I spend an hour or so with them every week and it's the best part of my week.
I'm not a college grad, but I can converse on a variety of subjects intelligently.
My politics are independent, but I can extol the greatness of Reagan and Clinton equally.
I'm an 80's kid, and consider john hughes and mtv to be the defining influences on our generation. I'm a pop culture dork.
I consider myself lucky to wake up every day with the family and friends I have, warts and all. I love my job, even though I have to work mostly nights and weekends.
I try to cultivate in myself a Zen-like approach to life, keep an even keel, and roll with the good and the bad, because both shall pass.
I am certainly no expert at relationships, but I am wise enough to recognize where I failed. I like to think I learned from those failures, but if you want to know about them, that's a one-on-one conversation to be had.
I don't know what it is I'm looking for in a woman. Beauty is only skin deep. I'm looking for Chemistry. I'm looking for character. I'm looking for, oh, what is the French phrase? "je ne sais quoi"? If I find it, I'll lay down in front of traffic for it.

Interests:
Book club, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing cards, Video games, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Running, Weights / Machines
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Cats
Pet Essay:

Inherited four cats. The"how" and "why" are another conversation

Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Virgo
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Free time is somewhat limited, but I enjoy exercising, movies, sporting events, concerts, travel, and sometimes,rarely, just being a vegetable, hanging out relaxing all day

Favorite hot spots:

Its been so long since I took a vacation that I can't even cite an favorite. I guess that makes me a blank slate.

Favorite things:

A backyard in the summer, the Metroparks, Netflix, a treadmill my ipod, going to a movie on a weekday afternoon, my niece and nephew, Guinness, avocados, The beatles u2 bruce. Mad men, lost, walking dead, arrested development.

Last read:

Used to be a fiction only reader, then got turned into a non-fiction reader. Loved the John Adams biography, and I think that David Halberstam was an amazing writer. Read "The Fifties" if you have any interest in our recent history

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'8" (172cms)
Body type:
Slender
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
Yes, but trying to quit
Occasionally, Daily, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Moderately
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Travel / Hospitality / Transportation
No preference
Income:
$35,001 to $50,000
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Not sure
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference

Born and raised Roman Catholic. Evolved my thinking over time into a simplified spirituality

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Some college
No preference

I attended a trade school that resulted in me getting hired at a job that I immensely enjoy. Where I work and what I do there is a conversation for another time

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