Presented tongue-in-cheek:
Now that the immediate gratification/short-attention-span generation has taken over and the internet has distilled our daily lives down to a series of talking cat videos and vacuous dilettantes emoting for the cameras, here’s my profile -- digestible in 140 character morsels -- because anything more is just too tedious to contemplate. I hope you enjoy it, or you can just count to one-one thousand and it won’t matter anyway.
You: Smart, witty, attractive (to me), successful, funny, independent, and confident. You have a strong family orientation, a good set of values you live by, and your friends/family have admiration for you.
Me: Intelligent, funny, easy-going, active, successful, and drama-free. I have a lot to offer the right person. Oh, lest I forget, I pledge to never use emoticons.
Thanks for stopping by. Questions? Just send a cogent note and tell me something about you.
