The answer is yes. The question is are you eating your iPhone in your profile picture? I can do that because I'm awesome and I bend technology to my will. Contrary to popular belief, the iPhone does not taste like a granny smith.
Checklist time!
- My name is Ryan. Though some 4-year-old girls seem to think my name is Christine. It's not. Except on alternating wednesdays when it's raining.
- I own 3 businesses, coach gymnastics, work in development, raise capital, model, and break stuff. Mostly break stuff.
- I'm obsessed with peanut butter M&Ms. And milkshakes. Don't you judge me.
- I tend to be attracted to and mesh better with older women given my place and priorities.
- One of my favorite things to do with a girl is read aloud and do all the crazy voices
- I exercise a lot, it's my stress reduction. I won't admit this, but I probably like making people cry and/or throw up. Including the 4-year-old girls who call me Christine. But not really... they make me cry. I do and coach an adult gymnastics class.
- I'm mentally organized and physically disastrous. Basically... I don't procrastinate, but I mighttt go weeks without seeing my bedroom floor.
- I love to bake. But I bake manly things. Like cake.
- I like getting text messages. I'm anal about communication. Sometimes I don't wear pants.
- I'm fairly quiet, mellow. I tend to think before I say something and choose my words carefully.
- I get called at 9pm and fly to vegas at 10pm more than I should. Does this make me spontaneous?
- I'll try just about anything once. I'm an open book and have no shame.
- I teach myself something new every day.
- I plan to be able to retire by the time I'm 30 so that I can spend the rest of my life helping others reach their goals.
- I lead a low-stress, happy life. I work from home mostly and can always make time for others.
You:
I can dig a girl who looks good in jeans and a pony tail. Smokin' hot is okay, but I'd rather you have some humility. I challenge you to challenge me, enlighten me with your wit and wow me with your smile. I'm looking for more than a teammate, but a cool cat who can run with the best of them. My standards are high, but I am all for chances.
I'm looking for someone to share stories with. I want a workout partner, a cuddle buddy, someone to bake and run errands with. I'm interested in moving onto the next stage of my life and finding some consistency and stability.
Simon says... message me.
Okbye.
-Ryan
