My name is Michael. Born in New York and grew up near Myrtle Beach, SC.
Now I live and work in Rock Hill. I went to school at Winthrop for my undergrad and masters and never left. I'm a middle school band teacher and my job is awesome! I get to corrupt...err...I mean, teach our future.
If I wasn't in the classroom, I'd be a stand-up comic. Most of teaching is performing and trying to get the crowd on your side, so I get a lot of practice...and they always say girls want a guy that can make them laugh, right? Then you are in the right place!
Sometimes, I'm really funny, combining smart, insightful opinions with wit and sarcasm. Sometimes, I'm boy funny...laughing at people getting hurt or juvenile sex jokes. Sometimes, only I think I'm funny (and you get bonus points for giving me the pity laugh)
Other random facts
- hockey is my favorite sport...I know I'm in the South, and only 12 people know what icing means, so I'm here to educate
- I can recite many classic movies...and when I say classic, I mean guy classics...Tommy Boy, Joe Dirt, Billy Madison, Cable Guy
- I like to cook. My friends usually enjoy my creations.
- I'm also a bit of a food snob, I've eaten so many great things that I can't stand mediocrity.
Wow...that's a lot of random stuff. Let's hear about you! I'm looking for someone who has their life 'on-track' (whatever that means) Someone who is independent and has their own point of view. Someone to become an equal with. I've been in relationships where I try to appease someone, and I've been in relationships where the other person does everything I say. Neither of those scenarios are healthy and that's why they didn't work.
If you've made it to the end of my ramblings, send me a message!