I can drive a stick.
I read the classics.
I like Peaches and Ravel.
I'm kind of funny.
I can dance, but only while snapping my fingers.
Unless, of course, it's interpretative.
I like myself.
I like 3 Musketeers. The candy bar.
I'm from the East Coast.
I make myself laugh. At myself. I, myself, laugh, at myself.