Welcome to my profile! I've carefully constructed my profile along psychological principles to weed out women who don't 'get it' and the result has been that I've been meeting some really incredible women who are genuinely attractive, intelligent, confident, and playful. Love these Match protocols rather than refer to 30 years' worth of research found in academic journals on social psychology and behaviour modification. So if you read my profile and have challenges messenging or replying to me , it's because you might be some combination of hum-drum,close minded, insecure, and boring.
I'm cute, more cunning,gregariously out going,creative more challenging, and have super powers far beyond most mortal men on this site. I'm not for beginners, and if you are a beginner, I recommend gaining some entry-level experience with the illiterate knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers in my "Similar Users" box.
LOVE books.From Vonnegut, Palahniuk,to Tony Robbins,Ekhart Tolle,Pema Chodron..but Dr Seuss's ,"The Cat in The Hat" is still my favorite.
VERY Athletic.You better be Action Annie to keep up to step with me.Couch Christina's will be left behind..looking at my behind!
My only fault is that I have none. You, too, should be perfect in every way. Someone who can turn water into wine, heal the sick,kiss the puppies and raise the dead would be ideal. After all, wine goes great with dinner, and who makes better company than the sick and the dead?
I can dance. Now I want to learn salsa and merengue and strut my stuff on "So You Think You can Dance?"
Interesting things about me?
I am fluent in all languages -including three that only i speak.
My personality is so magnetic I'm unable to carry credit cards.
U.S. Presidents take my birthday off.
I once had an awkward moment...just to see how it feels.
Our first date?
We'll go to the dump and throw rocks at rats.We can also play tag with complete strangers on the street and hope they don't call the cops on us.We can O.D. on Starbucks strongest brew and mischeviously proceed to knock over occupied porta-pots. Or how about a dumpster diving date? YEAH! That should help ease the pressure. Any woman who can get dressed to kill and then swim in trash will definitely make an impression.
I say no to drugs but yes to the Santa Monica stairs!
You want to hang out with me? I only require a positive vibe,energy and a fun bunnie personality. Other than that, anything else will be considered a bonus. I'm taking being a guy-friend to the next level. :)