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42 year old man
Santa Monica, California, United States

Seeking:
women 26-45
Within:
20 Miles of Santa Monica, California, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian, Other
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Once I walked the streets of the living, until one day I met "someone" that transformed my life (or "unlife" you might say) forever!

My ideal match would have at least 2 out of 4 appendages. Your pulse doesn't matter - as long as you are fresh and smell delicious.

I enjoy quiet nights at the dock in Undercity basking in the pale green glow of the liquified living listening to the far off echos of distant moans. Will you share an order of fried hobo-fingers with me? Afterword, I'd take you back to my crypt where we can get some ghoul on. Respect!

Favorite movies: Shaun of the Dead, Resident Evil, Night of the Living Dead, Sick and the Dead, Day of the Dead, Walking Dead, pretty much anything with a Zombie in it.

Sorry I don't go for Vampires - (well unless they are really sexy)

*Warning* Vegetarians can get really uneasy around us. Don't worry, unless you are grass fed, you will probably be fine. If you happen to be 'paleo' or 'primal' we'll get along just great!

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Gardening/Landscaping, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing sports, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Non-conformist
Sign:
Aquarius
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Stumbling around, following the freshest of scents. If it's got a pulmonary pulsing in the outstretched arm, tremble so wicked. Oh yeah, and Karaoke - "Ghoul's night out!".

Crossfit, Zombiefit, Olympic lifting, Gate smashing, etc.

Favorite hot spots:

cemetaries, crypts, abandoned buildings, church basements, the morgue, the occasional test lab, Herschel's barn, and when I can make it - Undercity.

Favorite things:

Duh.. my favorite thing to do is eat "Brains" of course. Though I'm really into legs, arms, fingers, guts, whatever! I'm willing to try new things! I enjoy meeting with my friends where we all race to see who can knock down the barricade first.

Last read:

The look of horror on the livings' face when they first meet me.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
4'9" (144cms) to 8'0" (243cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, Big and beautiful, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned, Full-figured, A few extra pounds, Stocky
Eyes:
Blue
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Light brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Salt and pepper, Silver, Dark blonde, Grey, Platinum, Bald
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Cigar aficionado, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Other profession
Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Labor / Construction, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military, Retail / Food services, Retired, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Student, Education / Teacher / Professor, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Law enforcement / Security / Military, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design

I wouldn't say it's easy for me to hold down a job. It's hard to concentrate with so many 'distractions' walking around.

Income:
$100,001 to $150,000
Less Than $25,000, $25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home
Want kids:
Not sure
Definitely, Someday, Not sure, Probably not, No, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian, Other
Asian, East Indian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, White / Caucasian, Other

When I was alive, I would have been from irish-catholic-bog people descent. However now, I've joined the ranks of the unliving. Rejoice - I'm born again!

Faith:
Atheist
Agnostic, Atheist, Spiritual but not religious, Other, Christian / Other

Having been there and back - I'm determined not to return to the earth quiet yet. There is so much more to 'life' to 'experience'. So many more people to 'meet'. The taste of life is so devine, don't you agree?

Languages:
English, Japanese, Other
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

I'm learning a whole new 'trade'!

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