Ok so not to long ago in a far off place called my life:
I had a Samurai Sword stabbed in a perfectly fine 52" tv I ran a half marathon and placed in my division, and also had the worst hangover of my adult life post drinking post surgery (horrible idea) and a speeding ticket (I am framing) that I should of gone to jail for
Now the update to this is: I am sort of at that point in my life where I really enjoy 8 hours of sleep and getting up and doing something with my saturdays and sundays. Now there is still the occasional need to get a little crazy and set some furniture on fire but for the most part I try and keep that to a minimum.
insert some random bs about how I am awesome here, but so you know: I AM 5 foot 11, am not the weird dude that puts up a picture of himself and his 'whip' sans shirt, I try to avoid affliction shirts like the plague (aka birrd fruu!) If you want some 'slender' fella that looks like he hasn't washed in a week, good for you, head to pb strap on the old safari hat, i hear the hunting is good.
My friends wives often use the word "savage" or "liability" to affectionately describe my bad influence, but I remain a favorite . . .
Please, for the love of god, be smart, active, and relaxed.
The rest of this we can work out on a first date where i may talk a lot, in the middle of the day at some well lit public place. Where we can surmise what exactly was perplexing on each others "profiles"
To be clear, I strongly believe in being kind, opening doors, buying dinner and drinking scotch.
Absolutely Anything is possible.