I'm a fun-loving guy and a self-starter who has absolutely no interest in committing murder. I'm looking for love, companionship, or just that one lovely evening (and rest assured that one lovely evening will absolutely end with you back at your house, safe and sound). Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone, ever, for any reason. The first things people usually notice about me
is my absolute lack of threatening cues. People are like, "I feel so safe and comfortable around you," and they usually follow it up with, "I really couldn't imagine you ever murdering me," at which point I tell them that they are ONE HUNDRED PERCENT RIGHT.