Should I be alarmed? Writing this brief description has been the most challenging mental exercise I've had in years. And, I write for a living! So I'll keep it short and sweet. I'm funny, smart, slightly mischievous, uncensored, adventurous, opinionated, and a secret hip hop junkie. Honestly, I don't have a long list of deal breakers and must haves. Wait, I guess good personal hygiene is non negotiable. Otherwise, I'm open. Let's talk.