1. Tattoo parlors are frequented more than gyms.
2. It's an anomaly to love your kids more than random men on MATCH.
3. Women are into money way more than they'll ever admit.
4. Educated doesn't mean you can spell.
5. Apparently only men cheat on their spouses.
6. I'm the only imperfect person on this website.
7. No woman has ever lied, ever.
8. Maybe the love of travel explains the freeway jams.
9. Every woman on here is 100% drama free.
10. Few women can write a short description of their non-arrogant, non-self centered, non-egotistical self.
11. Southern Women have forgotten more about proper and manners than most of you will ever know.
12. For those of you who believe that single, available guy who is your best friend, just wants to be friends, please grow up.
If you're still smoking in 2013, are you serious?
For those of you posing in a bikini and think it's uncool for men to wink, WOW.
For those of you with tattooed covered body parts, Tramp Stamps and non ear piercings, sell now, your stock has peaked.
Instead of being overly offended by this profile, try having the sense of humor you all describe in your perfect match.
P.S. I welcome any woman with drama, idiosyncrasies and flaws.
.Have a lovely search, Mr. Perfect is out there.