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kriskringle25

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Active over 3 weeks ago

35 year old man
Charlotte, North Carolina, United States

Seeking:
women 25-40
Within:
50 Miles of Charlotte, North Carolina, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (3+)
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I am a pig farmer living on the outskirts of Charlotte. Living secluded on the farm with my pigs have made me a very lonely man. Sometimes I wonder if I will ever meet anyone except my pigs. If you don't mind pork at every meal, give me a heeeehaw! My perfect date would be something simple. Perhaps taking a long romantic walk... to the liquor store. And by the way, never fry bacon in the nude:) I am needy, clingy, Bipolar, and I am seeking an angry woman for future divorce. I am an easy going man and get along well with others. My Psychiatrist and Probation officer seem to think I would be a good catch. I cry alot, and I like trains. Another one of my date ideas would be to dress up nice and go to a fancy pizza restaurant. I kind of like The Little Caesars in Kmart. Continued education is an ongoing process for me. I recently graduated with straight A's from my anger management class. In summary, if you are a whiney, bitter woman that hates men and has a misplaced sense of entitlement, please contact me immediately.

P.S. Extra credit if you have dated everyone on match.com and want to take it slow with me.

I hope I gave you a smile because we all need one from time to time. If you read this far, you deserve to hear the real story:)

I am recently Divorced with children. I am from Savannah, GA. I am not in a hurry. I am seeking a lady that would enjoy a nice dinner, movie, and drinks. I am a Marine. I have been all over the globe, and I have been blessed with hilarious stories to share. I have an office job that is somewhat boring, but of course I find humor in that too:) You can never stop a connection with someone, and if it happens great! But for now, let's just have a good time.
Shane

Interests:
Book club, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Gardening/Landscaping, Nightclubs/Dancing, Religion/Spiritual, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Cycling, Football, Dancing, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

My grandma has a glass eye with a goldfish swimming in it.

Political views:
Conservative
Sign:
Scorpio
College:
The University of North Carolina at Charlotte, Charlotte, NC
For fun:

I like long romantic walks... to the liquor store.

Favorite hot spots:

I enjoy a evening stroll uptown. Stop in for a dessert.

Favorite things:

I like to listen to my ipod at the gym.

Last read:

King's Cross - Timothy Keller
My favorite quote by John Ortberg- "If you want to keep the fire hot, limit how often you open the furnace door"-

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
No preference
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Executive / Management
Executive / Management
Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (3+)
No answer
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

Irish

Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Christian / Protestant

I strongly value my faith.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

UNC Charlotte... Go Niners!!! I was an English Literature Major and a HIstory Minor.

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