Let me briefly explain how it's going to go down. First of all if any of you young ladies happen to be lucky enough to go on a date with me then hold on to your butts because it's about to get real. Real exciting! Let me tell you why going on a date with me is nothing short of awesome. 1) I'm extremely charismatic. I am sure you can feel my charm oozing off of your screen and dripping all over your keyboard. Sorry 'bout that. It's a gift and a curse. Basically I can talk to anybody. I can hold a conversation with a deaf person. Hell I can talk to Mary Matlin and I don't even sign. If any dude says to you 'Hey baby let's go to a fancy restaurant like Katana or Olive Garden on our first date". Immediately hang up the phone, block his email and run for the hills, because he's trying to pay for your time to make up for the fact that he's dullsville. Stimulating conversation will not be an issue on our date. In fact here's my plan for a first date. If you are in the Valley we meet at the Americana, on the West Side the Century City Mall. We walk (hand in hand optional) admiring the shops and lights under the stars and after several electrically charged moments between us, we get so lost in each other's company we forget where we are. Heck we forget we're in Los Angeles. After we emerge from our trance with one another we realize that we closed the place down. Where did the time go? And just when we think the date is supposed to end, it doesn't. How do you like those apples? 2) I'm modest, which is obvious. and 3) I'm very good-looking which means I promise to give you something to look at while I'm captivating you. 4) Don't even get me started on my phone game. Hearing my voice on the phone is basically like taking a hit of Chick crack. Well that's me. If you'd like to know more, feel free to hit me up. But I warn you, I'm not for the feint of heart. Be prepared. I'll change your life.