I say what's on my mind, but sometimes keeping it real gets me into trouble. I started doing stand up comedy about a year ago and i love it! I say a lot of crazy stuff but it usually isn't very serious. Most people like this quality about me because I'm really honest and straight up. Life is too short to be negative and not enjoy it! I try to be a comedian almost at all moments of life, I enjoy making people laugh. I am really loud which is the opposite of what I look like hehe, I tend to have a surprising element about me.
I like shopping by myself and then going out with friends to get drinks. For the longest time all i wanted to do is move to california or hawaii and be a surfer. I'm a swimmer and love doing yoga. I grew up in the Midwest move to NYC 3 years ago to study art. I have a pup name Biggie Smalls, something about juicy haha.
I am looking for the perfect matchlessness ... this is kinda a joke.
Can I please have my money back now?