If you are smart and can solve this ten word riddle you will be able to contact me. " In every aspect cool chicks can be hotter getting entertained"
Stimulus package for Old Clunker who is seeking a higher purpose in life, me. Special consideration will be given to candidates closely related to brewery owners. Only genuinely desperate and frustrated women need apply so if you strongly believe you can swear to live by following rules and are prepared sign in triplicate, please contact me.
1. You will have no other man but me even when I am busy attending to more pressing matters than your needs.
2. You will at all times admit that at I am always right and when I am wrong I am even more right.
3. You will remember to kiss and caress me, honor and obey me in my every whim and fancy seven days a week and twice on Sundays and at no time ignore my wishes.
4. You will honor my name at all times so that every other woman may honor it also.
5. You will not provoke me to anger by serving me bad food or warm beer.
6. You will not search my pockets at night or annoy me with unfounded rumors about me taking care of the urgent needs of other women.
7. You will never yell out my name in the streets as I detest scandal in public places. If I am walking with another woman you must wait intelligently until I come home and we can have it out peaceably.
8. You will not drink, smoke, eat excessively or indulge in any other habit which will make you unattractive to me.
9. You will not commit adultery either in mind or deed, or encourage any man to think that he is more desirable than me.
10. You will not covet your friends' dresses, shoes, jewelry, hats, cars house or anything that is theirs and you will not draw my attention to anything which may be on sale in any stores for I will not give you anything but what you actually need for your purpose in life which is to serve me.
Oh and if you have managed to read this far without bashing the nearest male to you then you probably should contact me!!