This is a rewrite:
To be honest, I logged into Match.com as a "woman who's looking for a man" to see what the other guys are posting. After reading 10 profiles, they all sounded pretty lame to me...... So I won't bore you with the fact that I've traveled the world (on stand by). Or that I've driven every exotic car (parked cars for a living). I will say that when we have our quite dinner alone, it'll be more fun than any amusement park.
I'm a collector of fine art, by taking pictures of them and blowing them up at Kinkos. I love all animals, but animals aren't allowed where I live, so I visit pet stores often.
I'm sure your asking yourself, is this guy a cro-magnon or a romantic...You can label me as a cromantic.
I really don't have a list of requirements for the woman I'm looking for. I believe that when you fall in love, that list flys out the window and your heart takes over.
What I require from myself if we should meet is that I will be a good listener, entertaining, respectful, clean, smell good and will dress better than my profile pics.
I've done many things in my life from construction/design to the music business. All have been rewarding and life fulfilling. But the most fulfilling has been raising my two boys. Both have been my stand-up comedians, talented musicians, athletes and outstanding students.They are my biggest achievement!
As you can tell, I've wrtten this profile in a tongue and cheek approach. I believe that everyone is unique and that it's impossible read about someone like you're reading the label on a cereal box. Open the box and you'll be surprised what you find inside.
Thank you for your consideration!