i'm probably about to give up on this site.... since i can't seem to get anyone to write me back, i've come to the conclusion that all these profiles are either fake or posted by people who are shallow and confused about what they are truly looking for......no matter what your profile says and how much it seems like we would have in common, it is highly unlikely i will hear from you... you're probably still stuck on the same type of guy that led you to this site in the first place.... it's a never ending cycle you'll never break from if you don't give someone different a chance.....it's like the taylor swift syndrome or something.... i realize i'm not a super model, action movie star, badass bad boy, sexy salsa dancer, meat head muscle freak with bad tribal tattoos, the playa playa guy who sleeps with everyone, white rapper gangster, millionaire sugar daddy, jersey shore cast off, jerk who's going to treat you poorly, or whatever you're attracted to, but seriously you could worse. if this does not describe you, then please don't be offended because i'm not talking about you..
i'm just a nice guy... i work hard...i'm in shape...i'm close to my family... i have a nice job, a nice house, and i am fully independent...i work out regularly, stay active and would probably get along with you extremely well... i like to travel, try new things, and appreciate the simpler things in life....i live close to the beach and like to be outdoors....i'm funny, college educated, well groomed, clean, honest, loyal, and sincere... i don't smell...i don't smoke, i wash my dishes, do my own laundry, put the toilet seat down, and will open the door for you....i wear nice clothes..my teeth are straight, my toes are perfect, and i don't have back hair....i'm into manly things like sports and beer...i'll treat you right and do my best to take care of you...i'm all about going out to the bars or seeing a show or concert...or staying at home relaxing in the hot tub with a glass of wine....i know when to joke and when to be serious... and i'm downright awesome....so i don't really know what else the problem is unless it's my face... but sorry i can't change that.... i was born with it.
don't get me wrong..i'm not perfect... i breathe through my mouth and drool in my sleep... i have ocd and like everything to be a certain way...i talk loud and fast.... i have to put lotion on my knees and elbows in the winter time... certain foods make me gassy.... i'm in need of a manicure.... i'm shy until i warm up to people.... sometimes i eat more than i should... i work too hard for my own good and would rather do something myself than trust someone else to do it..... i can't jump very high.... i haven't been to the eye doctor in years...i grind my teeth when i sleep.. i snore... my work shoes smell... i wear the same pair of pants more than once before washing them....i sing and rap badly in the shower and in the car...i can't dance.. .. but now that you know all of this there is nothing left to hide...
i'd like to have the chance to talk to someone in the realm of what i'm looking for and see if a connection is possible...i might surprise you....i figured this would be another outlet to meet people like myself who are busy with work and/or are tired of the same old scene...but i'm starting to think i was wrong....so i'm just curious, why are you even here?
i don't mean to be negative because i'm actually quite laid back, happy and a positive person..just letting you know how it is... feel free to reach out to me regardless... because i'd like to hear from you....and you'll discover that i'm super awesome...otherwise, good luck finding what you are looking for... but stop settling for the same damn thing... i'm different...in a different way.
