You want to know where I'm ticklish? Hawaii.
When someone yells "shotgun," I yell "rosa parks," then sit down and refuse to move
I'm emotionally constipated. I havent given a sh*t in weeks.
Theres a reason why "sober" and "so bored" sound almost exactly the same... Just sayin'
Reality check 2013. I hope i never go to jail. I havent memorized a phone number since 2003.
And if i were a zebra i'd be pretty pissed they didn't name me tiger horse.
All true stories.
Just curious whats on here and looking to make new friends and see where it goes. I love music. Its what i spend a lot of time browsing and hearing new artists n i also love to cook. Love to laugh and just looking for a partner that loves to goof off and be silly. As well as travel with and experience new things with.