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32 year old man
Reno, Nevada, United States

Seeking:
women 21-35
Within:
25 Miles of Reno, Nevada, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'8" (172cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

So here's the deal.. Just moved back to Reno, after 8 glorious years of graduate schooling in Nebraska and Dallas, TX. In the process I learned that most women of the midwest and south are using their personalities as birth control. 3 relationships later (that died of natural causes), I'm back out West (=best) where I belong, and my sense of humor better understood. However, in my 3 months since returning,, I've discovered that although I find the women much more agreeable,, they are in shorter supply. And since a lot of my old friends have died of lameness,, social outlets are suboptimal-- for my speed.
For your viewing pleasure, here's some excerpts from my Dallas profile- I didn't have the heart to delete it. Just too fantastically retarded.
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First off, I loathe sarcasm and have absolutely no sense of humor. I take myself REALLY cereal just like most everyone else my age in Dallas. I'm balding in multiple areas, have a weird rash in an undisclosed location, and I'm morbidly obese (BMI = 42)-- thus the confusion some clown accused me of steroid abuse last weekend at the bar. I usually smell like cabbage or boiled baloney, depending on my mood and the humidity level.

I pretty much have nothing to offer the opposite sex- especially in Dallas. This despite the fact that I am exactly like every other Uptown nancy-- I wear a cute pink polo shirt every Thursday, I part my fluffy 80s haircut like everyone else, listen to Coldplay and never leave the house without my khaki shorts and boat shoes-- even though I don't technically own a boat (daddy has four) and there's no water around here. I also go to church every Sunday (or at least say I do), but yet I still bail on everybody, and lie continually about how awesome I am. Oh yea-- I'm totally Texan!!

My ideal date? We put a bunch of mangos and exotic grapefruits in a tubesock and you beat me with it til' you juice them. Then you do body shots of that juice off my belly while I go thirsty.. grumble, grumble.

Looking for the sensitive type? Not me-- Just got evicted from my stupid anger management class for random scissor-kicks. You want a guy that is humorous and smart, motivated and values integrity?? Nope. Not here- not now, not nevah.

I have the IQ of a bag of hammers-- Who would move from Nevada to go to medical school in Nebraska and then wind up here? Some other teabag, that's who. And who's chair is this?? 'Not my chair, not my problem!!' --that's what I say. Stupid flowers.

I'm pretty much a fun-Nazi, and I have no friends. I bake frownies and drink haterade all day. I don't parade around my party(short)bus on weekends, I didn't go to extreme measures to install a jukebox in my home, and I certainly don't wail on the guitar. I was never in a rock band. Lastly, what kind of guy buys a 1981 Delorean as a birthday present for himself-- with the intent to go 88, go back to 88,, and then bet on the 49ers? Def not me.

That being said I'm looking for a beautiful woman that is smart and funny and motivated and sensitive and can make me laugh, LOL, omg haha, jk : ) : ) : ) xoxo!!!!

Interests:
Alumni connections, Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Golf, Skiing, Swimming, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise, Hockey, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

Love all animals.. more than 99% of humans; ..prob should have done vet school instead. In mid Oct I caved; got a orange/black beagle pup. Then the Giants won the Series. Go figure. Named her Motley, and got her a platinum guitar pick ID tag. Duh.

Political views:
Conservative
Sign:
Gemini
College:
University of Nevada, Reno, Reno, NV
For fun:

playing guitar, working out, sporting events, tailgating, concerts, boating/wakeboarding, surfing, snowboarding, new bars, new people, hunting, camping, travel.. really anything original. I can have fun at an insurance seminar.

Favorite hot spots:

Munich- Oktoberfest. Cabo San Lucas, Venice, Amsterdam, Switzerland. Locally-- Lake Tahoe, Wine country, San Francisco, New York, Chicago, Austin. In Dallas- House of Blues, Deep Ellum, Reno's, Trees, Adairs, Jakes, Gingerman, Taverna, Trophy Room.

Favorite things:

MUSIC. Used to be singer in a band, have 3 guitars, jukebox, etc. Anything rock from 70-90's. I also like me some heavy metal. DEAL WITH IT. And that reminds me ladies-- stop saying you like EVERYTHING. That's just erroneous.

Last read:

well literally.. 'Clinical Anesthesiology' by Morgan and Mikhail. but for pleasure?? I think it was 'Men are from Mars, Women from Venus' ..before that it was the autobiography of Motley Crue.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'8" (172cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'7" (170cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Hazel
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Salt and pepper, Dark blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Cigar aficionado, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness
No preference

Physician. I'll be more specific in person. (probably best to maintain a bit of anonymity?)

Income:
$150,001+
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
Definitely, Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Latino / Hispanic, Native American, White / Caucasian

I don't see color. People tell me I'm white so I just take their word for it.

Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference

Should it matter? Just be a good person. All faiths share morals/virtues as a common denominator.. I think.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Graduate degree
Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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