Well, I think this will be the last re-write of this profile. First, thanks for taking the time to actually read about me instead of ewww! Look at all those tattoo's. I'm pretty well educated and have done well for myself financially. I'm not a gang banger as some people seem to think about tattooed peeps, nor was I molested unless you count to myself, lol just kidding. By the way, humor is a must!
I am more than aware, you like to travel and I'm sure your a foodie, from multi course to holes in the wall (this is why there's a food network-we all seem to eat, huh imagine that). It's so original, words cannot describe the originality of most profiles on here, well; I can only speak from reading female profiles. I promise not to have pictures of me in the bathroom taking self shots or with me sitting on my car, or showing you handfuls of cash to show you, "I made it!". I ask in return, I don't have to hear about you being friends of Paris Hilton and everyone else you rub elbows with in Hollywood, its cool and all, but for now, I just want to hear about you.
I want to know what makes you tic, what you do from day to day. Not that I believe all you girls sit at the beach and smile for the camera, or all of you go to Paris just to have lunch-It's impressive, but thats one hell of a flight just to eat and take pictures. Anyway, I'm going to ASSUME for a moment that you are just as busy as I, therefore, we've found ourselves on this site, hoping the other person we meet is at least half of what they say. That would be stupendous!
I come from humble beginnings, I made my own money and wasn't handed anything from my family. I don't expect the same of you, but I do hope you can be honest with me (and yourself) about whats really going on with you. Cool thing about being a woman is; you can work the full spectrum-from Starbucks to Brain surgeon, a wealthy man will still date you. Can't say it works the other way around, or else I would've kept that job at Mc Donald's from age 17.
I can keep a conversation going, but I do expect you to meet me halfway please. Tell me about yourself, I actually do listen (most of the time). I workout quite a bit and I'm sure you do the same, so I'm not really going to hit on this subject much. Nice teeth would be great! I'll keep opening the door for you, you keep brushing them teeth, deal?
I own a dog (Zeus) and we're a package deal, so I'm not willing to get rid of him, I'm just sayin' (yes, I know how to spell, but that's the way I woulda* said it). Winking is fine, I'll probably wink back or email. I know a lot of women say they don't like winks, but hell its the internet, there's a lot of profiles to look through! Not everyone's a self proclaimed princess Day 1 sheesh! ANYWAY, meeting for coffee or drinks is fine with me, and if chemistry is decent perhaps dinner, but I really don't want to waste your time (mine either of course) if its been a long night of looking at your watch or texting during some conversation. I'll try not to answer my phone upon meeting you, thats just rude. On the other hand, if your profile shows you from what you looked like 10 years ago. Yeah, I'll answer the "bail me out, quick" phone call. Talk with you soon! Happy profile hunting.
