So, not much success with my last description...thought I'd try a slightly different approach.
You don't want to get to know me. I'm a total jerk. I lie [i]and[/i] cheat, I suppose the two go hand in hand. I hate animals, kids, and pretty much people in general. A real loner. I'm rude, inconsiderate, and kick old people. I'm neither funny nor intelligent. If I send you a message, it means I'm not interested....so don't feel bad for not replying.