I may not look like it, but I'm an All-American farm boy living in the big city of LA. I grew up on a farm in rural Iowa where my family raised cattle, pigs, ducks, goats and tended to a vast garden. I left the frigid Midwest to do something socially responsible after college, Teach For America (TFA). Fifteen years later, I’m still loving my job and enjoying the balmy weather.
Instead of boring you with a life story and a bunch of generous adjectives I’ll share some interesting facts and tidbits. A few of my karaoke favs are “Ice, Ice Baby” and “Achy Breaky Heart”! I know how to use power tools, including a jack- hammer. Bill Clinton and I had near synchronous Timex Iron Man watches in the summer of '92. My birth name is alarmingly similar to a former North Korean dictator. I never went cow tipping but did take my friends "snipe hunting" (A practical joke.) The views from the Great Wall and Christ the Redeemer are worth the harrowing taxi rides. From first hand experience, George Orwell was right, pigs are the smartest farm animal. I know a lot of useless facts so you want me on your team when playing Trivial Pursuit, Taboo, or Charades. I open open and hold doors for ladies.
I'm looking for someone who can laugh about, understand, and appreciate what's written in the previous paragraph. While this person possesses similar qualities he/she will also bring complementary and additional ones as well.
If any of the above sounds interesting, send me an email.