i am sarcastic yet somewhat shy. i have a fear of revolving doors and i love fake meat. i hate top sheets on beds and i refuse to sleep underneath them. i fall asleep to the sound of rain courtesy of my Brookstone sound machine. i am a baller at scramble with my friends. i love markets of the flea and farmer variety. i hope to find someone who has an appreciation for life and love as well as for receiving massages cause i've been told i'm pretty good with my hands. and you must love dogs. no seriously- you must.