I have three vices: sports, wine, and Costco. "Perfect," you're thinking. "A football junkie who shops for booze at a volume discount store between belching and the halftime show. Where do I sign up!"
Well, it's true that I haven't missed more than one or two USC home games in years. But it's also true that I could probably recognize more arm positions and dance steps at the ballet than you could ever hope to. Hey - I was coerced into spending time with two little sisters as a child and I'm not afraid to admit it.
Basically, I'm a sweet kid (I'm told by my female coworkers, none of them single, unfortunately) who would like to branch out a little and meet interesting women outside of the stifling confines of the workplace. I'd love to talk to you if you're a sweet girl who doesn't take herself too seriously. Sarcasm is ok too. Gallows humor? Fine. I'm not the picky type. Just be prepared for a lot of deadpan from my end, and the constant realization on yours that what you just found mildly hilarious, I had no intention of delivering with any humorous effect whatsoever.