Sarcasm is my favorite thing ever.
Grew up in a small town in the Midwest and moved to California four years ago for my career. I'm a programmer, so I'm totally a nerd, but not the stereotypical pocket-protector type if you catch my drift. I'm one of those fortunate people who gets paid to do what they love.
You could say I'm a hopeless romantic. You better like sushi and back massages because you're going to get both.
If you'd care to chat it up, you can find me by google image searching my profile photo. Sneaky sneaky!