If you are looking for a perfectly in fit romantic gentleman, then stop searching because I am right in front of you! Wait...look this way..a little more to your left...little more...just-a-little-more...okay, there!...stop! Now I am in front of you. Hold that position and read on.
I have written over 1000 romantic sayings but someone named "Hallmark" stole my notebook and put all my sayings into card form for the entire world to enjoy. I had saved them for my one special true love, but know I guess I will just have to write more. Rose are red, violets are blue...will I be, inspired by you. I love to read romance books. The last one I read was 33 Shades of Copper.
I work out daily at LA Fitness, which stands for Lumpy Arse Fitness. I have a body by God...my God is Buddha. I can fight my way out of a paper sack on a wet rainy day. I know you girls love the "six pack", but I am here to tell you the pony-keg-abs is where it is at! Nothing like feeling that belly...get in my belly! I misread a sign in went into Pure Barre "pure bare" naked; thought it was naked ballet...it could happen! I got thrown off of my bike during spinning classes when I tried to pop a wheelie; those things happen...really they do! I got kicked out of one gym for swimming laps in my man-thong; something about people didn't like seeing my buttocks above the water while swimming to Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls". I am trying to launch my new workout video called P1X, which is a one minute workout for your entire body...yes! Every! Muscle at once! Even your Tensor Tarsi muscle!
I am a dork, but I don't care. I love to have fun with life and make people laugh, which is when I get called a "dork". If you don't like to laugh, and I mean belly laugh, then I am not the man for you. I am not bump on the log or mono-toned bore, so keep searching if that is what you are looking for.
I enjoy life and have fun living it. If you are a serious-all-the-time type of girl, I am not the guy for you. If you have to surround yourself with snobby, pretentious, stuck up, "pretty" people, I am certainly not the guy for your group. There are times to be serious, but all the other times should be about having fun and laughing. Dancing and playing in the rain, lying in the backyard during a lighting storm, throwing the ball around with the kids, playing with the kids at the playground, jumping feet first into new experiences, people watching and laughing at life's strange occurrences, and not sweating the small things in life but learning from them and moving on. I know all this on match starts with the physical attraction towards one another, so view my pics and read a little of my profile...If interested, send me a wink / email and we can go from there...happy searching and good luck!