I'm looking for a nice down to earth girl, who likes to have fun, is outgoing, funny, spontaneous, and sensible...could this be you?
PS1: Hey, if I look at your profile and don't say hi, doesn't mean I'm not interested, just means I'm a little shy lol
PS2: Please have a discernible pic or two and not ones of your mom when she used to model for camel cigarettes lol...attach them to your message...that helps...just saying...
PS3: If you're not a fan of family guy, we can't even be friends, let alone date lol, fave episode, Stewie teaches Eliza English...Eliza "your breath smells like kitty litter!" lol
PS4: I will give you one milllioooon dollars to spend just one night...with your laptop.
PS5: I may not always be funny, but when I am, I like to drink kool-aid...stay thirsty my online friends...
PS6: Just because you know the difference between they're/their or your/you're does not make you a literary genius, and I know I prolly have a dozen or so spelling/grammar mistakes in my profile, so just keep it in your pants lol and it's funny because these same girls have at least that many in "theirs"!
PS7: Don't let the suit job fool you, I can put up drywall with the best of them!
PS8: Be nice to animals, they are people too!
PS9: My IM's don't always work, so just message me.
PS10: Don't judge a book by its' cover, unless it's porn...even then...lol
PS11: Smurfs or Fraggles and why?
PS12: Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder, lets go for beers!
PS13: I'm always up for making new friends or a workout buddy btw :)
PS14: I have an i-phone but do not know how to use the apps function...I hope you don't either.
PS15: Guilty pleasure = skittles/starburst
PS16: The funniest line I ever read in a profile was "If I can tell that you smell by just looking at your pics...don't
message me" LOL! In other words...please look clean!
PS17: Your fave 90's rapper? Gotta be snow!!!
PS18:For all you POF whisperers out there, I can't hear you so send me a message, no IM's!
PS19: We are witnessing the vacuumous decline of civilization..one reality show at a time.
PS20: I prefer soccer to baseball, I despise most North American television programming, movies, etc., save and except for, some HBO programming.
