I grew up outside of Chicago. I once faked sick to stay home from school and crashed my friend's father's antique ferrari into a ravine. Oh wait...that was Ferris Bueller. So I watched a lot of movies growing up and sometimes it all runs together.
Things that blow my mind:
• Hot Tub Time Machine
• Kurt Vonnegut
• Children who get stuck in the toy claw machine at Chuck E Cheese
My ideal match:
• The british woman in my GPS
Five more things about me:
1. I'm a great dancer (for a white boy)
2. I have a full head of hair (I'm a real brunette)
3. I do a killer british gangster impression (it's rated R)
4. I've been told I'm funny, but the people that told me may have been really high.
5. I'm great for dates... according to my Yelp reviews.
