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Nothing spells danger than letting me organized my Excellent Adventures. To my co-conspirators, boohoo, on dragging your behind up to the highest peak in the lower 48 states; a definitely nose bleed section; or on tasting some exotic cuisines. Yikes! Don’t blame me, just don’t hand me the menu next time.
Nothing spells “It must be Christmas!” than when I dressed up as a Santa Claus riding shotgun on a convertible delivering gifts to needy kids. Sorry kids, I didn’t mean to scare you. The gifts were good, right?
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Nothing spells “Kodak moments” than when Dad woke up from his nap and came down the stair to see all the kids are home to celebrate his 70th b-day. Yeah Dad, I was working in SB this week. Surprise, surprise….
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Disclaimer: The above stories are intent to attract you for dating. The author, I, could only be responsible if we actually fall in love, not the puppy look on your face.