I find it's best to be perfectly honest on the www, so in the name of full disclosure:
Sometimes I find myself browsing the relationship self-help section in Barnes and Noble… for a really long time. It’s embarrassing.
I hate crumbs on the countertop. A kitchen’s not clean unless the counters are wiped clean and there's a Scentsy burning. But my car gets cleaned about once every couple months. Or less. Go figure.
I have read the Twilight series and the Hunger Games series and I can’t put down Nicholas Sparks’ novels. And I grow more and more disgusted at myself with every page I can’t stop turning.
I was obsessed with Grey's Anatomy and the Bachelor for a little while. I think I'm over it now, but I can't be sure.
I keep bouncing back into education because I like feeling like the smartest one in the classroom. And I like teaching delinquent drug addicts because they write better poetry than non-delinquent kids.
I'm almost 50/50 red-blue, which sucks because I'm always right, but then I feel bad about it. I'm often conflicted.
There. That's the worst of it. :)
I'm interested in people who are real and honest, funny, smart, humble, and most importantly, kind. It would be an added bonus if returning library books and videos to Redbox on time was habitual. I'm not so good at that...
