To thine ownself be true. Nobody likes oatmeal without flavor. Skin deserves ink, ideas deserve subversiveness, thoughts deserve introspect and analytical review, actions deserve creative yield...that's not wierd or unique...that's personality...if ya ain't got one I feel sorry for you. Waste your time doing what you will, but I am intransigent in this matter.
I'm looking for someone that I can't stop thinking about once I start. Someone I can float along with until I have to decompose privately.
Happiness comes in the form of: My children, being outdoors, the way my children smell after being outdoors. Doing things the hard way. Fire. Fresh fruit, skinny jeans, showers, sneezing, kissing, good books, zombie lore. Chai. Quoting the bible, yet having no religion. Men that involve themselves in things and carry themselves in a way that proves that they have a pair. Brain cells. People who think. Belgium beer (I love beer.) and German wine. Birds and fish, fish that look like birds. High heels or work boots. Organic food straight from the garden, (we just call it fresh). Random acts of kindness, random acts of meanness. All things botanical, gardening, canning, cooking from scratch. Pickles, music, but not musical pickles. Boiled peanuts, Sweet Home Alabama. Eating with my hands. Playing make-believe. Too much eye make up and no lip stick. Vibrant colors, tattoos, vibrantly colored tattoos. Candy. Resolution, certainty, impetuousness. Dancing in the dark. Paint. Calling it like I see it. A spade is a spade. A hard days work, sangre de mis manos. Same difference. Running and working out. (Looking forward to Tough Mudder this fall!) Learning.
My biggest interests have beating hearts and vivid imaginations. I'm so very blessed. There is never a dull moment with my four exceptional children. They make me laugh everyday. They humble me, inspire me and make every breath I take sweeter. Because of them I know true love...and let me tell you...it is something worth fighting for. Superficial attempts to recreate it pale in comparison. The fact that they are smarter than some adults I know fortifies that issue. My cup runeth over..anything more is just a bonus.
I'm not a fan of: Anyone who lacks courage of conviction. The overly sensitive or easily offended. Those who walk away from their responsibilities instead of embracing them. The Amish. Snakes. Socks. Laziness. Indecisiveness... take what is rightfully yours or walk away forever. Speedbumps. Anyone that is overzealous about organized religion. Redundancy. Wasting time, money, or effort on a lost cause. And more than anything- half-assed attempts- go BIG or go home!!
We can not date if: You don't like getting dirty. You resemble any of the more famous serial killers. You are vegetarian. You don't enjoy playing with hot wheels or having a tea party. You are more "fashion conscious" than I am, use tanning beds, or get mani- pedis.
Regarding contact: The competition is stiff. I'm not full of myself by an means, but if you are interested you should know I am not easily impressed.
If you send me a copy paste message that you have sent to 10 other girls in the past 2 minutes, well then I will have no choice but to feel like the most special girl in the world! Try fishing with a pole instead of a net.
If you are outside of the age range I have listed or do not want to date someone who already has children, don't bother. It will be a waste of my time and yours.
Commenting on my looks won't get you far, and no I am not looking exclusively for no strings attached hanky panky. There are women that make a living at that, I would hate to cut into their profits.
If you don't leave an opening for further conversation, or peak my interest in anyway, It's unlikely that I will respond. I live by the rule that we should help those who help themselves unless they strictly can not do so. It's not in my nature to be charitable otherwis
