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37 year old woman
Cincinnati, Ohio, United States

Seeking:
men 33-47
Within:
30 Miles of Cincinnati, Ohio, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they live at home (2)
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Ethnicity:
I'll tell you later
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'4" (162cms)
Faith:
Agnostic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

Only the brave need apply!

A Chicago girl born and bred, which makes me one of Nature's most pathetic creatures-- a Cubs fan. Hey if nothing else that must tell you I'm loyal to a fault!

I have two beautiful, amazing, exhausting (and at times exasperating) children. And while they are the loves of my life, being a mom does not define my life by any stretch.

I'm a little bit hippie and a lot bit nerd and I'm just fine with that. Enjoy politics, history, literature and knocking around museums, art galleries and flea markets. Really, I'm just a Midwest lass who has been fortunate enough to see a bit of this big wide world. I've got the wanderlust bad and am happiest when slightly uncomfortable, completely immersed in a foreign culture. I enjoy stepping outside my comfort zone.

Prefer jam bands and music festivals or small dank bars with live music to night clubs. Equally happy with filet mignon and fine wine or a cheeseburger and beer-- just depends on my mood. Same goes for my social habits-- I enjoy getting out for live music or food, drinks, good conversation with friends, etc. And yet... I'm just as happy curled up on the couch with a glass of wine and a movie or a book.

People who don't know me well sometimes consider me “aloof” until they realize that I'm simply boring. I have an optimistic glass-half-full outlook on life, which often causes me moments of humiliation before attractive bartenders merely seeking a good tip. But in general, I move through life confidently, seldom allowing errors or slip-ups to cramp my style. (But when I broke the lid on that ceramic thing at Bed Bath and Beyond last week and just walked away-- the guy working the register totally saw me.) I enjoy any outdoor activities that do not require me having to run. I'm the worst cook you will ever meet, though I do excel at the fine art of sandwich-making. I'm a worse dancer than David Brent, but slightly better than Elaine Benes. I have been known to bogart a joint or two. And I will judge you for poor grammar.

My ideal match would never leave things half finished, preferring instead to watch Full House episodes through to completion before taking on something else. Hopefully you handle disagreements with others by breaking down into sobs until they edge away, embarrassed that a grown adult would act like that. Parents should point to you as an example when cautioning their children. Not an absolute requirement, but if you run like a girl when jogging, that's a major plus. Most importantly, I'm looking for someone who will truly appreciate all that my youthful salary and relaxed approach to hygiene have to offer.

Oh, and no FOX News watchers please! (I don't mind you not liking the POTUS but I do mind if your reason is a load of crap.)

UPDATE: PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME IF....
1) You have no profile pic or if your profile includes any shirtless pics at all- even one. Seriously. Or if you have more than one pic on your profile that shows you lifting weights/working out. Or more than one pic of you cozied up to some cute yet unidentified girl, because I have no desire to spend the next few weeks trying not to appear too nosey or insecure while attempting to figure out whether she's your ex or your sister.

2) You are looking for somebody to potentially have children with. If you have kids already that is totally cool. And who knows, if things work out maybe we'll even Brady Bunch it up somewhere down the road. But I am done with the birthing of babies.

3) You hate animals. You don't have to be an animal lover per say. And I recognize that most people don't appreciate having dogs jump up on them, etc. I try very hard to control that sort of thing. But if you're going to come over to my house and act like my dog just gave you the plague because she licked your hand-- then please move along.

4) You attended Chic Fil-a appreciation day.

Interests:
Book club, Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Playing cards, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Bowling, Walking / Hiking
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
I have Cats, Dogs
Pet Essay:

One outdoor kitty-- a pretty but somewhat bitchy English Tabby.
Two indoor pups-- a Husky who is quite possibly mixed with coyote or wolf and a three-legged German Shepherd. Both are total knuckleheads :-/

Political views:
Very Liberal
Sign:
Leo
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Live music. Art. Books. Films. Travel. Antiquing. Hikes in the woods. Exploring urban neighborhoods. Entertaining friends. Riling up my dogs. Hanging with my kids.

Favorite hot spots:

I'm not hip enough to know any of the "hot" spots. Basically if they serve decent beer and/or play good music, I'm content.

Favorite things:

Phish. The Grateful Dead. Used book stores.Cherry Lifesavers. Ron Swanson. The Lorax. And amps that go to 11.

Last read:

Favorite authors: Tom Robbins, John Irving, Milan Kundera, Toni Morrison; Elie Wiesel; Theodor Geisel

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'4" (162cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
About average
No preference
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Other profession
No preference

Book editor

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they live at home (2)
No answer
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
I'll tell you later
No preference

Nobody ever guesses correctly. Can you?

Faith:
Agnostic
No preference

My religion in three words: Just Be Nice
(And am I the only one who thinks that churches smell funny?)

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

Journalism

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