I am a biped and stand erect most of the time except when I'm drunk or sleeping. As a modern human I enjoy the usual things. Teasing children, confusing dogs, drop-kicking people who annoy me, eating foods I'm supposed to eat and complaining, being vague, speaking too loudly to the meek, breaking toys, laughing at the wrong times, worrying about nothing, acting like an idiot, haggling with doctors, misfolding menus, mispronouncing names, misleading the elderly and more.
I love kindness, creativity, compassion and hotness. (Hey, I'm a guy) My goal in life is sustainability. Stopping the insanity. The earth is begging us to cut it out. Hopefully we will listen. In the mean time, we gotta laugh to keep from crying.
