52 yrs old. very fat, on disability for heart condition. low maintainence, laid back,patient man. can talk paint off a fence post as I love to talk about anything and everything. love coffee and a good sandwich. have a very warped sense of humor love to laugh.not a stud, but never boring. Looking for a kind compassionate caring low maintenance lady who loves conversation and coffee. She must have the patience of a saint,especially when I act like a 6 yr old.(or when acting like an ancient curmudgeonly grouch).Must like to laugh and have a sense of humor. No liars,I don't lie cheat or steal. No married women-it's bad karma. I pay my own way, I'm on social security disability & pay my bills. My ego is secure enough that it wouldn't bother me if you are smarter than me, make more money than me,or are better looking than me (HeeeHeee).