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46 year old man
San Antonio, Texas, United States

Seeking:
women 31-47
Within:
100 Miles of San Antonio, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they live away from home (3)
Want kids:
Probably not
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

First of all,I love to make people laugh.If you don't have a sense of humor,there's really no reason to keep reading. I'm not doing this online thing out of desperosity(if you think that's a word, lets play scrabble sometime-for money):) I'm sure there are some who have met online that are having fun right this second, and when I say online I don't mean where they charge by the minute..lol I'm a very easy going, funloving, playful guy and young at heart-I don't listen when people tell me "You're too old for that".If you start worrying about age, then you ARE too old. I like doing fun things and don't put an age limit on them(no,that doesn't mean I celebrate my birthdays at ChuckE Cheese)..Besides,I stopped going there ever since I found out the mouse was fake:)
Everyone has their responsibilities but there's nothing wrong w/ one of them being that you need to enjoy life.Most people think I'm much younger than I really am..Hmm,it can't be from a lack of maturity:)
Looking for someone who wants to have fun and doesn't take life so serious that you don't actually live.If she asks me how she looks in her new pants and I respond with "Do you still have the receipt?",she better smile instead of getting upset..because she should know me.Also,if I run in the rain,I don't want her waiting for me w/ a towel when I get back..She'd better have been next to me getting soaked herself.
My look on life right now is to have fun and for those around me to have fun. I'm not expecting things to happen because thats when a person can get disappointed. But if the right person comes along,we'll both know it and I welcome the chance for it to grow into something. Its best when things just happen rather than trying to force it or have expectations. But no matter what, IT HAS TO START WITH BEING FRIENDS FIRST. Think about it, if you go on a date w/ someone and think of them as nothing more than a potential friend, its hard to get too disappointed if the chemistry is not there...or if they kiss like a wet sponge:) We all have friends that we have no chemistry with (and that we don't like to kiss lol),what's one more? But if you go out having expectations,you are only setting yourself up for disappointment. Now if we went out, I won't tell anyone we met on Match if it embarrasses you..I'll just tell them we met in an adult store(and you were in the self-help section) :) I love being outdoors and grew up in the country in a small town-St. Hedwig.Its so small that when I enter it into my GPS,it responds with "Why?":)
A lot of people say they like to cuddle up with a good movie. I'd prefer cuddling with a girl, myself:) Would like someone that is active and likes to stay in shape,and I don't mean the shape of a couch potato:) Everyone also says they are just as comfortable in athletic shoes as they are in high heels.Not me,I can't walk in heels:) I try to keep my eating habits healthy but sometimes have a cheat day(and by cheat day,I don't mean going out with someone's spouse--well, unless she's buying What I try to do then is jog home to help burn it off.The problem is, last time I went to Vegas it took me 5 months to get home:) Guess I can forget about Hawaii lol One pet peeve of mine..misspelled words..especially in someone's profile. I've always said, Once you've bin lerned good english, ain't nuthing can change it:) Oh,and for those that ask..yes, I get along with my mom and I have all my teeth:) I store them in a glass next to my bed..JK
Sorry for the long profile, but if you made it this far, thats a good sign you have a sense of humor(or a lot of time on your hands):) I hope I at least made you smile. If not, drink a shot of something and read it again.:-) Oh, and btw, I do have a serious side as well. Anyway, good luck with your search and remember..Keep smiling,it makes people wonder what you are up to....either that or that you're on some type of medication. I ran out of room so profile to be cont'd in person

Interests:
Camping, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing sports
Sports & exercise:
Basketball, Bowling, Football, Running, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I'll tell you later
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Capricorn
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Movies,volleyball,arguing w/my GPS:) being outdoors;hiking ,fishing, golfing(need more practice). I also like thunderstorms, too, but not while I'm fishing, golfing,etc.:) Can play piano-I'm no Liberace..but I don't look good in his outfits anyway:)

Favorite hot spots:

The beach,outdoor concerts,Vegas or the Louisiana casinos(my accountant told me not to put all my money in one place,so I lose it in several) :),a comedy club(just to prove I'm funnier than them lol).I also like hiking(Enchanted Rock/Lost Maples,etc)

Favorite things:

All types of music-rock, country, some hip hop, 80s. Love spicy food,seafood,sushi. Action movies,scary movies,sitting on the couch watching a scary DVD and having your date grab you..but then I tell them to at least wait until the movie starts LOL

Last read:

If you're lucky, your profile ;) ;) The nutrition info on a cereal box.A book on speed reading,but still haven't finished it. A book on procrastination,I just haven't gotten around to reading it.A book to help w/ memory loss, but I can't find it:)

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
5'1" (154cms) to 6'2" (187cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Green
No preference
Hair:
Dark blonde
Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they live away from home (3)
No answer
Want kids:
Probably not
Not sure, Probably not, No, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian
Faith:
Christian / Protestant
No preference
Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
I'll tell you later
No preference

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