I'm willing to lie about how we met if you are! I'm an attractive, professional male. I'm 6'0", athletic build, brown eyes and Italian. I like to work out, run, bike, hike, read, go to the movies, go out to dinner and museums. I work in the DC area and I'm also certified in massage. I'm looking for a woman is happy with herself, appreciates a guy with a great sense of humor, loves to laugh and spend time with friends, or just share times together.
I believe that:
- French fries and ketchup do NOT count as 2 servings of vegetables
- Bruce Lee is the coolest dude I can think of
- The perfect cure for a hang over is dim sum
- Most people lose 50 IQ points when the get behind the wheel
- There's a special place in hell for people who open their car door into mine and leave a dent
- Everyone deserves a second chance
- There's something synergistic about Buffalo wings, beer and football--the holy triumvirate
- Willis Haviland Carrier (inventor of air conditioning) has done more to help keep my sanity than anyone else I know
Unusual talent: I can relate almost any situation to a Seinfeld episode.
Little known fact about me: I'm certified in Swedish massage.
I can see humor in most anything. I'm optimistic yet realistic, honest but tactful, witty but not cynical, adventurous yet enjoy being home, social yet enjoy alone time, loyal yet independent, driven yet balanced, confident yet humble, goal oriented yet laid back, spontaneous but not impulsive, creative but logical, athletic but not a muscle head, intelligent but not pompous, sensitive yet masculine, soulful yet grounded, philosophical but practical, inquisitive but not prying, playful but not childish, and passionate yet pragmatic.
TV: Entourage, Dexter, Rescue Me, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 24, The Daily Show, and Rules of Engagement. Reruns: Seinfeld, King of Queens, The Shield, The Sopranos, Battlestar Galactica, and Chapelle's Show.
Music: I have very eclectic taste (alternative rock, hip hop, rap, jazz, blues, reggae, etc.) Basically, if it is really good music I usually will like it regardless of the genre. Here are some favs - Foo Fighters, U2, Coldplay, Weezer, Muse, Thievery Corporation, Beck, 311, Ludacris, Tupac, Bob Marley, Jay-Z, Diddy, Mozart, Wagner, Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennett, Sting, etc.
What I am looking for: I am looking for a cute girl which I have chemistry with. She must have a good SENSE OF HUMOR since I constantly make jokes and sarcastic comments that you must appreciate. I won't list a bunch of other qualifications for what I am looking for since the first 2 pretty much cover it and I am open to whatever life brings me.
Favorite animal: Chimpanzee - Chimps are funny and intelligent, but still enjoy flinging poo at each other.
Guilty pleasure: Behind the Music....and don't tell anyone, but I secretly like (and I'm embarrassed that I like it since it is so horrifically bad in so many ways--perhaps the reason I like it for its cringe factor) - the movie "Roadhouse"....shhhhhhhh!
Stuff I suck at but really like anyway: painting, guitar, golf, and surfing