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48 year old man
Studio City, California, United States

Seeking:
women 38-50
Within:
20 Miles of North Hollywood, California, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they live away from home (3)
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

So yeah...I'm still single...........click, kaboom, thud.

I have been thinking a lot lately about what I can change or add to my profile to spice it up a bit. But to be honest, I like what I wrote. It's simple and genuine. So fk it, I aint changing a thing! :-D

Well, one change...I just turned 50. (Whaaaat???) Insane, I know. But it is what it is. That being said, I'm told I look way younger than my age. Yeah, right...whatever. I changed my age to show 47 for a simple reason. Though I am not really particular on a woman's age, I do prefer to meet someone between 38 and 50...(ish). :-)

Admittedly, I stole this next paragraph from a profile that I recently read. But it is so true, and exactly how I feel, so here goes...

Perhaps you have enjoyed the single lifestyle but you desire the deep connection and steady, enriching companionship that a good partnership can bring. In a relationship, you are affectionate, playful, communicative and attentive. You enjoy sharing both the mundane parts of your life as well as exciting times. You can be a cheerleader and friend as well as a lover and activity buddy. You like to listen to and cherish your man as well as be the center of his loving attention. Conversation and chemistry are equally important.

Okay, now this I wrote...I am looking for ONE very special friend to laugh with, share great conversations, new experiences and, of course, eventually....some deep, soulful kissing!! I want that natural, relaxed, unforced, genuine comfort that two lovers have. One where we can enjoy each other without having to be "on". Does that make sense?

I am a (all modesty aside)...funny, fit, intelligent, successful, playful, passionate, confident, strong, sensitive, genuine, crazy-cool, great guy!!

You should be a beautiful, funny, healthy, fit, vibrant, happy, (fairly) intelligent, sexy confident woman! PLEASE have a nice smile, a decent figure, and a passion for laughing!

Here is a little more stuff about me that can help you know what I am about. I love all kinds of music with the exception of rap, and heavy metal. Basically Sinatra to Motown to classic rock, and most of the music I grew up on. Love watching TLC, The Science and the Discovery Channels (love that surgery stuff). Weeds, Shameless, House, Nurse Jackie, L&W SVU (yeah, I know...corny),Graham Norton, and more. What I hate... anything Ellen Degeneres...really people...explain, I'm mystified. I love foreign and independent films. If you have kids, I completely respect that they come first. I am a non smoker, but I am somewhat cool with an occasional or social smoker. I drink socially and am totally cool if you like to "chill" as well.

Obviously, there's a whole lot more. Let's save some revelations for our dates. :-)

Write me back if you are interested, or even if you want to critique my fantastic essay...lol.

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Golf, Weights / Machines
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I'll tell you later
Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Cancer
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Well, I am up for just about anything as long as I am laughing with someone!! Concerts, movies, DVD's, great restaurants, barbeques,, Vegas, games....you name it!

Favorite hot spots:

No particular favorites. It 'aint the place...it's the company you are with. Though I do want to go to Spain and Italy...wanna join me?

Favorite things:

Chocolate...anything chocolate!

Last read:

What is this reading that you speak of? Ha ha...no actually I just finished three rock autobiographies that were all amazing!

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'10" (177cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Blonde
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Sales / Marketing
No preference

I have been selling advertising space for 25 years. (Is that possible???)

Income:
$100,001 to $150,000
$35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they live away from home (3)
No answer
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Not sure, Probably not, No, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Atheist
No preference

Born of Jewish parents. I personally am an atheist, though I would not disrespect your beliefs....however ridiculous they are. Ha ha. No...Honestly, belief in god, heaven, hell and all that insanity is just nutty. Stop being afraid!

Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

I graduated from Saint Johns University in new York, where I majored in Beer drinking and doodling.

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