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34 year old man
Alpharetta, Georgia, United States

Seeking:
women 24-45
Within:
200 Miles of Alpharetta, Georgia, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent, Other
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

FREE LAP DANCES!!

Ok- I know that my headline got you all excited
(and think... You haven't even seen me dance yet!)

Anyways...

There are a few things I must mention before you
apply for your free lap dance

1. Don't fall in love with me after the dance and
turn all stalkerriffic! Unless you're really cute -
then you can feel free to stalk me ;-)

2. Aside from lap-dancing, I also rescue orphaned
kittens, raise money for woodland creatures, and
back in 2002, I won the national thumb wrestling
championship (I sleep with the trophy next to
me every night!)

3. I'm super-funtastic! So if you're a snob or you
don't know how to smile and have fun then we're not
gonna be friends

4. I like girls who have a dorky side to them and
aren't afraid to be themselves. You know, the kind
of girl who secretly likes watching the discovery
channel or accidentally snorts when she laughs :-)

I love all women but I just keep going back to dorky girls
So... If you are cute rather than hot, clever rather than
cool, fun rather than snobby, and you have more going for
you than just your looks... Then I'd like to meet you
(SO SEND ME A MESSAGE OR A WINK - I'M SERIOUS!!)

5. Just send me a flirt!! I'm not one of those people who
looks for others to come up with something super original...
Frankly I think its sexy when a woman isn't about playing
games and isn't scared to contact a guy she likes... Just
send me an e-mail saying "Hey gimme my damn lap dance!"
or just send me a wink (yup.. It really is that simple)

Ok- talk to you later ;-)


Oops, almost forgot

Work for myself, live by myself, no drama, no kids, no games,
college educated... More like Will Smith than 2pac

And oh yeah - if all of the shenanigans above didn't make you
laugh hysterically (or at least pee your pants a little) then
I can already tell that we're not gonna have a good relationship

Interests:
Book club, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Travel/Sightseeing
Sports & exercise:
Dancing, Martial arts, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I'll tell you later
Political views:
I'll tell you later
Sign:
Gemini
College:
Georgia Southern University, Statesboro, GA
For fun:

Ok- Let's see if anyone actually reads this stuff...here are my TOP favorite things!
1. Running with scissors
2. Giving wedgies to old people
3. Pulling fire alarms at the mall (then running away)
4. Eating butter right out of the tub!!

Favorite hot spots:

I believe that when you're with the right person that it's always fun. Whether we travel to Jamaica or travel to McDonalds ...either way is cool with me :-)

Favorite things:

1. Laughter - if you don't laugh, you're lame
2. Dancing (both types... Hip Hop & Lap)
3. Speaking on stage (call me crazy but I LOVE IT)

Last read:

The last thing I read hhmmmm...does looking at the pictures in a Gentleman's Magazine count?
If not..then can I at least get 2 points for being honest?!? :-)

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 6'1" (185cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Black
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker
Occupation:
Sales / Marketing
No preference

Midget Slapper!! Sometimes midgets get out of line...someone's got to slap them... I'm that guy!
Don't get me wrong - I hate violence! But hey, don't judge...it pays the bills!

Income:
$100,001 to $150,000
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Someday
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent, Other
No preference

Is "SEXY" an ethnicity? If so, then I'm that! But if not, then for all intents and purposes I'm Black - But, My mother is Mixed ..

Faith:
Christian / Other
Christian / Other
Languages:
English, Spanish
English, Spanish
Education:
Bachelors degree
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

Graduated from GA Southern Univ. in 2000 ( I was actually the school mascot)...I have a degree in Sport Management (Went to school to be Jerry McGuire) But now I just bring sexy back for a living... can't complain though... it pays the bills ;-)

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