I'm a smart and well rounded guy that is finally in a place in my life where I can be a good boyfriend. I've spent the better part of the last decade getting my career to a place I want it and traveling all over for work. I'm in LA for the foreseeable future and ready to meet someone that gets a guy like me. I'm originally from Massachusetts and my upbringing there is reflected in my personality. I'm outgoing, independent and a bit of a smart ass. When I drink my accent makes an appearance. Everything I do will have some elements of comedy to it. I'm definitely not "angry guy" who is going to blow up your phone if our date doesn't have a spark. I will kill all of your spiders. Am I hero? I don't know. Maybe.
I'm unlike most people in LA because I actually do what I say I'm going to do. Flaking and unreliability are not part of my M.O. I'm also very outdoorsy...outdoorsy in that I like to drink on patios. I'm the guy who can't wait for the day after Labor Day so I can goof on you for wearing white pants.
Some other things about me that you may find important.
Workplace catch phrases drive me nuts 'FYI, on the same page, at the end of the day, outside the box, game changer' etc..
I was eliminated from a spelling bee in 6th grade on the word 'badminton.'
I have an irrational hatred of Brian Austin Green.
My favorite poem is Bluebird by Charles Bukowski.
I can count to 8 in a perfect Jamaican accent.
I'll spoon the sh*t out of you.
I sing Billy Ocean at karaoke.
I won't necessarily end a date on the spot if you say 'supposively' because I'm not rude but I won't call you to hang out again.
I watch Game of Thrones but have no idea what is going on.
I can beat your smartest friend in any trivia competition.
I prefer SWV to En Vogue.
The funniest thing in the world to me is when someone is drawing attention to themselves (hey, watch this!) and then they get hurt.
Oh, and if you've ever considered dating a guy that wears a knit cap in the summer time please click off my profile right now. We're not a match.
