Once upon a time there was a girl named Meg. She searched far and wide throughout the streets of Philadelphia for her one true love, only to encounter disaster after disaster. Finally, after several years of inadequate men, she decided to explore the internet for her soul mate. This could be YOU.
My ideal mate is a mix between Clint Eastwood (young or old) and Kevin Bacon (Footloose era). Dashing good looks, debonair, suave, and dangerous.
Some would describe me as a mix between Courtney Love and Taylor Swift, minus the blond locks. I've got a rack like Pamela Anderson, pre-surgery and an ass like Paris Hilton. Once again, minus the blond locks.
In my free time, I enjoy drinking heavily, reminiscing about the good ol' days, and throwing inanimate objects. In an alternative life, I'd be a vampire, therefore, in my actual life I avoid the sun as much as possible, and only drink Bloody Marys.
I'm just looking for the Bill to my Sookie.