Who goes there, or herro! How goes it this fine day! Friend of mine showed me this site and I rather enjoy meeting and talking to new people and you can never talk to enough people. There is always something out there that has something interesting to say or do and that very well could be you. Yes thats right it could be you, you right there.. No, not you
You want to know what makes me unique? Besides that fact that my mother said I was. I quote movies religously. In fact I might say that that could be my religion.
More about me, " a moose once bit my sister" and " I fondle my sweaters." If you can name what movies those quotes are from then you have a leg up on the competition. Speaking of legs, I once won a three legged race by myself HA!
I have several tattoos, that all fit me perfectly!!!!
See if you can find them all!
I dont know what I want, who does really. I just love websites where you can meet and talk to people. I am random, crazy random but people usually find me amusing or they dont spend time with me.
I was walking around once and began to talk to a homeless man till I whsitled for a cab and when it came near, said fresh on the plate and had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare but then I was like hey what the hell am I doing in a Will Smith sitcom. I mean sure it is better than the Jamie Foxx sitcom but it wasnt quite no my bad it is better than most other sitcoms.
Ohhh, I know, I would love to meet a woman that wouldnt mind browsing thru The Chive with me and then suprises my by having a picture of her on of of their many galleries!
I love the disney movies from the 70s and 60s like Petes Dragon, Bednobs and Broomsticks and other classics that one day when I am rich and famous...I will remake with me in the lead.
I also love George of the Jungle, and no not in that homosexual kind of way but rather its a fabulous movie that cracks me up
People compare me to Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, that one guy in that one film, and those people you only find in a nuthouse.
I religiously watch Boondock Saints, Family Guy, and Law and Order SVU, and of course Wet Hot American Summer and Archer and American Horror Story.
I love 80s movies and music...In fact I wouldlike to go back in time to the 80s.
But whose to say I havent?
I drink grapefruit juice straight
I am 6'5
Traguna Mokoites Tracorum Satis De
I have seen over 100 bad movies in the past year...and not good bad movies but horrible movies that had I wrtten a script while drunk it would be better than that.
But they were AWESOME
Someday I will be famous and you all can say you knew me
SOMEDAY??SOMEDAY??? BABY I am famous now!!
Ok not really.
I plan on acting in at least one major motion picture movie and it being good...at least by my standards.
Which may be very very different than many many hollywood reviewers but what do they know?
Most of you wont read this far?
Why not? Laziness? Possilby? Or you have realized that you can not handle this much awesome!
I am confident in my level of awesomeness!
I dont bite, the ferrets do though but just little nibbles when they want you to move your toes, and I am a pretty nice person, and I do enjoy nice conversations with people. In fact I just love having conversations with people and finding new and exciting things to do.
So dont be