About me: quirky sense of humor (often, this is confused with being a smartass; I'm not.); can laugh at myself and do often; legend in my own mind; believe we get out of life what we put in; nice and don’t care for mean people; extrovert or EXTROVERT; know more than anyone should about plants and food; love horror movies and indie flicks; hate chick flicks and movies that are obvious; don’t really watch TV; Great cook… love to eat and love to share food; love wine, especially reds; quick-witted (gets me into some trouble); quick-tongued(this with the wit gets me into a lot of trouble); educated (I can correctly use “former”, “latter”, “to, too, and two”, “their, there, and they’re”, and know when to use “laying” vs. “lying” if this sort of thing appeals to you... it really isn't important to me.); traveled; street smart; great intuition; hate drama; not too fond of people who cause/like drama; love animals; love children (they kinda like me too; I have two, so this is a good thing); prone to hyperbole and love words; work hard; have psych degree(not a “shrink” and promise to not use it on you); sometimes am too smart for my own good; independent and an independent thinker(I am not really concerned if you don’t like my opinion, but I have one. If you ask, I’ll tell.); as comfy in jeans as I am in a little black dress; can tell a dirty joke and still look like a lady while doing it.
You should contact me if:
You are kind; you have a sexy smile; you love to laugh and do so often; you love children; you have a wicked side that is mostly innocent; you have only one head (this includes any extra heads you may have in a freezer); you are driven and confident and spontaneous; you are non-complacent and non-conformist; you are playful and creative; you still have a child-like wonder; you have a really big personality and an even bigger heart, and you are just a little crazy... the good kind of crazy only, please. Lastly, I'm pretty serious about the "no smoking" policy. It's a complete deal breaker for me as is lying about being a non-smoker... lying to me or lying to yourself.