I cook, I play video games, and I snuggle strangers' dogs without their permission. I'm a nice, sassy girl (Yeah, sassy; I know how to snapsnapsnap my fingers in a way to make you think I just slapped you) ready for something a little more serious. I'm usual the epitome of the Mary Tyler Moore single girl, but after a few years of hilarious dates, I think it's time for a guy to come 'round that doesn't ask me out while staring at my boobs. As fabulous as that is, I'm just, y'know, kinda done with that.
Now, I'm also sarcastic, have my grumpy moods, act ridiculous at inappropriate times, and can be frustrating as hell. I expect you've got some hella obnoxious quirks too (like, saying "HELLA" all the time), but hey, if we're a good fit, it'll just be a journey into hilarity. *
Surprisingly (to me, at least), I'm pretty traditional with what I want. I would like a man who has a strong sense of self, is friendly and kind, and is a go-getter. I'm not attracted to effeminatemetro guys, nor do I find it sexy if you're looking for me to tell you what to do.
* I am not from the Bay Area. I am that rare, mythical beast known as a native Angeleno.
