Ahhhhh,
You are going to read the nicest and funniest profile ever,and when you get to the bottom,you'll be like,awwwww he's so funnyyyyyy, and be All "interested" !!!, based on what you "read"...???
Hahahahaha....Please,spare me the giggle.
I love to laugh but that's ridiculous....Ask your girlfriend, or your self, when was the last time she,or you, had a boyfriend- "Cause he was funny"....Suuuurrreee.So true... :D
I know,I know...it's super "important" to be funny...But Honey,please get real!, We All know that, pass that First,or second photo...you are like hmmmm,Oukay, I know he's not Brad Pitt,....but let's see... what "He's" got to say!,
What are you gonna do now,ha..?!?
Funny, cute, curly hair, long hair, short hair, slim, fit, athletic, kinda this, kinda that...ahhh, I'm so confused. Let Me L O O K again....Gooooosh, so hard.."Ahhh I'm just gonna quit this". Wait!. wait, but he sounds funny, Oukey, ok..I'll give 'em a chance, what the heck why not.
(Brad, please forgive me,I actually love you,(your name just felt right-on with my speech.)
Anyway...
The true me, is:
down to earth,modest,humble in many ways.Respect and treat others as I respect My self!
Honesty and straightforward is my way of communicating.I Am One you can count on ! Loyal, Forever!
Positive, happy and laidback.I appreciate the finer things in life, but also very much enjoy the simplicity in life.You can't tie me to a chair sitting, being "unproductive",you probably won't find me on a chair anyway.
Tennis,Tennis,Tennis....(for the ones that missed it the first time),I said it 3,yes L O V E tennis,it's Not a work-out,and it's Not A Religion ,(I don't loose sleep over it) it is a sport, a game, call it anything you like, to me is a Passion.Yes,Passion meaning - I don't play for the "exercise",(for that I go to the gym),I play like there is no tomorrow,cause I LOVE IT !
Ultimately,I also like riding/cycling,which is great workout as much as is relaxing,depends on how much you wanna do.
I know,would probably be more proper to describe/write a bit more about me,but really...?,is the entire world either curious or ("should") know everything about a person just straight of hand...?!?,
I'd rather share that with someone that is interested....Seriously.
Well,Ok I cook,!,did I say I can Cook....?
Yes I did !
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