Hello ladies of the internet. That was creepy, let me start over.
I'm a funny, sarcastic, jew - kind of quiet, sense of humor very dry and slightly dark. I work as an insurance broker/consultant, which I generally enjoy, but would say I'm more passionate about my hobbies and social life than my career. Speaking of hobbies, they include: napping, watching obscure art films (I'm a former film student), playing golf, playing guitar, jogging, looking at paintings, eating ethnic food, reading, listening to NPR/XPN, going to shows, drinking and dining with friends at gastropubs, gardening, bike riding, and watching sports. Don't worry if you don't like sports, I know you're a girl. It can be a bro thing.
Looking for nice, caring girl, sense of humor, moderate appreciation for the arts might be good.
Or just someone to have fun with.