Goodness. I'm a person. I have a dog who is moderately insane and simultaneously the best part of my day. My family is my compass. I read books, but very slowly. I have three siblings and I'm still a little too willing to take my older sister's advice. I often make up ridiculous 10-second lies just to see if people will believe them.
I'm right now trying to break up what is obviously just a list into some kind of paragraph form here, and it's complete anarchy.
I suppose that I'm looking for someone with an open mind, someone who is constantly looking for a new and possibly improved way of experiencing the world. Someone who really likes chutney. Or not. Whichever. I'm not an accomplished chef by any stretch but I'm probably most at ease in my kitchen. I have a nagging caffeine addiction. Sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night shivering and sweating buckets and seeing strange, dancing colors, experiencing minor-key auditory hallucinations, and the only thing that can calm my nerves is a Red Bull. That last sentence is a total fabrication. Sorry. Told you I make stuff up sometimes.