Hello men,
I'd love to meet you if you are a handsome, successful, tall, brilliant, charismatic, witty, childless, unmarried, alpha male between 30 and 40 years old. Ok, maybe we can negotiate on a few of those ... Like, I guess a few kids is okay if you want another someday ...
I have a degree in literature and love to read and watch films. (Those are like movies, but fancier.)
After years of rocketing up the corporate ladder of "literature," I was sitting by my olympic size (kiddie) pool at my summer home (studio apartment) in the Hamptons (a ghetto enclave of Dunwoody), being fanned with palm leaves by my coterie of man servants (that part's true), when I said to myself, "Is the rat race of the 'poetry world' really my true calling?" The answer was: heck no, I want to be a nurse. (I know you're tempted, but please refrain from sending any emails to me with subject lines such as, "Hot Nurse" or "Naughty Nurse" or "Change My Diaper.") So if you have ever thought to yourself, "Why can't I find a woman who will appreciate my extensive knowledge of the periodic table?" Then you've found your soulmate right here.
When I'm not studying flashcards, reading lit-ra-chure, or watching FILMS, I love to dance, drink beer, engage in repartee and kiss handsome, successful, tall, brilliant, charismatic, witty, childless, unmarried, alpha males between 30 and 40 years old.... Ok, maybe you can be 29 or 41, but I'm pretty firm on the other stuff.
