I'm an attorney, which means I can get busy, so that's why I am here. Despite that, however, I am an open-minded, non-judgmental, fun-loving, hard-working, hyphen-loving guy - or at least I like to think. I enjoy all things cultural and virtually all outdoor activities. I will play any sport as well as watch any sport, though I've yet to earn any money or endorsement deals from sports spectating, but I'm working on it. I like to do any range of activities from watching a movie to soaking up some sun at the beach. I'd love to be able to say that I won 8 gold medals or invented the post-it note with the "Sign Here" arrow, but then I'd just be bragging.
Things that make me happy: bad puns, movie trailers, dachshunds, Apple products, (parentheticals,) avocado, and hummus. (I'm not really a fan of avocado hummus though. Go figure.) Things that make me cry: Mufasa's death in the Lion King, traffic, hipsters, and Snooki (is she still alive? how?).
The right woman would appreciate and understand what makes me who I am - the good and the bad - just as I would appreciate and understand any potentially contradictory aspects she possesses. She is honest and relatively care-free, and perhaps even unaffected in the manner she deals with the world. She always treats waiters with respect. She is not afraid to try something new - whether it be a new dish or jumping out of a plane. She has made mistakes, but does not regret any of them.
