About me and what I am looking for, where to start and what to say!!! About me first, I grew up in England and moved to Florida 10 years ago (accent remains, I know cliched, but you need to use every advantage you have!!!)
I moved here for work, it went well then the crash came (boo!!!) did good enough to live well (the Las Vegas slot's jackpot did not hurt!). Now living is a slum with 3 crack heads for house mates, not really crack heads, but I do have three young children and they do need my time and attention, and I don't live in a slum, except after the children have been home all day.
I love to travel and explore, but sitting on a beach relaxing is great as well, as long as I have a cocktail in one hand and a good book in the other ( a girl to be there with me would be nice, I guess that is why I am here!!)
I have been to many countries and places an believe that travel broadens the mind (and depletes the wallet). It is especially wonderful if done in luxury, such as on a cruise ship (the Panama Canal was great to see while holding a cocktail!!)
I like the outdoors, hiking, exploring, fishing, diving (also naps and snuggles are good too, or even better a day out traveling followed by a nap with a snuggle!!).
I don't want to put everything about me here or we will have nothing to talk about!
Whilst I do love taking about myself, I am amazing (that is why I am on my own and not already in a relationship, and please note that is English Sarcasm!!) If you have read this far, I guess I am in with a chance of you being interested, so I need to say what I a looking for,
Well, a relationship of course, but I suppose this means what type of woman am I looking for? I do love my Grandma, so if you have grey hair, false teeth and were born at a time without electricity and predate World War Two (thats for a bet, a buddy wagered me I could not mention that in my dating profile, that's $1 you owe me Mike) you are in with a chance!!
Seriously though, I am looking for someone to share my life with, I am not hung-up on hair color, height, weight, if you drink or smoke or if you have a college degree (that said if you don't know who the current president is look else where!) I want a regular girl, into regular hobbies and into regular things (a few wild traits will be tolerated and maybe given extra credit for!)
I do have three children and they are my focus, (at least the 50% access I have them) any girl will have to accept them (not as their own, but as part of my life), the school run is a pain and gets old quick, making them breakfast, lunch and dinner is not fun. But that is my life and I disclose I it here, albeit at the bottom of my profile. If you have read this far, you must really like what you read, I AM really this funny in real life!!!
So how to end, any good report ends with a great conclusion. So in summary, I am funny, attractive, like to travel, have an English accent and like fine wine (it would seem arrogant as well!).
But seriously, I am looking for someone to meet and share life with, the good and the bad. I have three children, you have to accept that (if you ask me to choose between them and you, they win), I don't mind if you have children (they can play with mine while we snuggle).